Friday, February 27, 2009

A trip to the fortuneteller

A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a
fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went
inside and sat down.

"Ah...." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you
are the father of two children."

"Hah, what a scam you fortune tellers are," said the man scornfully.
"I'm the father of *three* children."

The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think..."