Friday, February 27, 2009

$20 goes a long way...Just keep your mouth shut

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and
he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which
were worth over $2 million.

She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the
results of her savings and investments.

The husband was so astounded he could barely speak. Finally he found
his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I
would have had sex only with you.'

That's when she shot him.

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