Saturday, June 18, 2005

Don't want help from God ...

God went into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender said, "Sure, but why don't you have it in the back room which is more private?" God said, "Okay." Later a man in a wheelchair came in and the bartender told him about God. The man said, "Great! Please buy him a beer on me!", which the bartender did. Later a man on crutches came into the bar and the bartender told him about God and he said, "Fine! Please buy him drink on me!", which the bartender did. Then a man with a cane came in and when he heard about God he also bought him a beer. Later when God finished his beers he came out and went up to the man in the wheelchair, thanked him for the beer and put his hand on his head. "Hallelujah!" said the man. "I can walk!" and threw his wheelchair away. God went up to the man on crutches and did the same thing. "Hallelujah!" said the man. "I can walk!", and he threw away his crutches. God then went to the man with the cane who said, "Hey don't touch me. I'm on worker's comp."

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