Thursday, April 21, 2005

The Mugger

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money!" he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "What? You can't do this – I am a United States congressman!"

"In that case," replied the mugger raising his gun up to the man's face, "give me MY money!!"