Monday, January 10, 2005

Business Deal ...

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son

Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo: "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case..."

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani: "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo: "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case....."

This is how business is done !!