- I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
- I don't approve of political jokes, I've seen too many of them get elected.
- I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
- Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
- Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"-
- I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
- Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
- My husband says I never listen to him (at least I think that's what he said).
- If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called LABOR!
