Saturday, November 27, 2004

Latest marketing plan...

You're at a party. You walk up to a gorgeous girl, and you say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party and you get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me." That's telemarketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich." That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party and say to her, "I'm rich. Marry me." She slaps your face. That's Customer feedback.

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