Humor stuff that I come across / read.
Some of the contents may not be suitable for the easily offended or minors (as per whatever age limits your country's legal system imposes on you).
Friday, September 03, 2004
After the Republican Convention in New York City, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."