This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel (and looking for the doughnut,) I also dropped the cell phone. It fell into the coffee between my legs which splashed and burned parts that should NEVER experience anything that hot, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and of course disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers !!
