Monday, August 30, 2004

5 questions to Bush

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After talking for a while he tells the children to go ahead and ask about anything. A little boy puts up his hand and dubya (George) says:

-Yes, son, whats your name?

-Bob

-And what is your question Bob?

-Well I have three questions.
1. Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2.Why are you president if Al Gore got more votes than you?
3.What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just as he finishes his questions, the schoolbell rings and George says to the kids that they'll continue after the break. When the breaks over George says:

-Ehm, where were we? Ah, right questions!

A little girl puts up her hand.

George points at her and says: what's your name then?

-Sally

-And what's your question Sally?

-Well, I have 5 questions.
1. Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2.Why are you president if Al Gore got more votes than you?
3.What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
4.Why did the schoolbell ring 20 minutes before it usually does?, and
5. Where is Bob?

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