Little Jordan was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked her,"Grandma, what is it called when people are sleeping on top of each other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, sweetie."
Little Jordan just said, "OK" and went back outside to play.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! ..... It's called bunk beds!"