Thursday, June 10, 2004

Texas Rancher visiting Israel....

A Texas Rancher visited Israel to see for himself their farming methods.

He was appalled at the size of the farm he visited.

He told the Israeli farmer:

I can start driving from my house in my car as sunrise.

And drive and drive across my ranch.

And at sundown, I still have not reached the end of my ranch.

The Israeli farmer thought for a few minutes.

He then told the Texan.

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Well, yes, I had a car like that once too.