Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
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A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it
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True friends stab you in the front
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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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Early to bed, early to rise, your girl goes out, with other guys.
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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
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