Cop pulls a guy over, says..."I pulled you over because you didn't stop for that stop sign back there"
Driver says..."Yeah, but I slowed down for it"
"But you didn't STOP"
"Slow down, stop, c'mon, what's the difference officer?"
"Step out of the car, sir."
The guy gets out and cop commences to beat him silly w/his nightstick..
"Now, do you want me to slow down? Or do you want me to STOP?"