A father from Europe is visiting his son in America for the very first time. They are at the local supermarket going up and down the aisles.
Dad: "Vas diss, powdered orange juice?"
Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add water, and you have fresh orange juice!"
A few minutes later, in a different aisle the father says: "Und vas dis, powdered milk?"
Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add water, and you have fresh milk!"
A few minutes later, in a different aisle the father says: "Und give look here. Baby Powder! Vat a country! Dey take da fun outta everyting!"
