Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Women drivers !!

Driving to the office this morning

on the Interstate,

I looked over to my left

and there was a woman

in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph

with her face up next to her

rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner

for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all

the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against

the steering wheel,

it knocked

my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell

into the coffee

between my legs,


and burned

Big Jim and theTwins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an

important call.

Darn women drivers ! !