#10 - You can trade on old 44 for a new 22.
# 9 - You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
# 8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
# 7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
# 6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
# 3 - A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
# 2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
# 1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun!