A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, 'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The priest turns to the pastor and asks, 'Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?'