Thursday, June 14, 2007

Proverbs from kids

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

* Better to be safe than...punch a 5th grader

* Strike while the ...bug is close

* It's always darkest before...Daylight Savings Time

* Never underestimate the power of...termites

* You can lead a horse to water but...how?

* Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty

* No news is...impossible

* A miss is as good as a...Mr.

* You can't teach an old dog new............math

* If you lie down with dogs, you'll...stink in the morning

* Love all, trust...me

* The pen is mightier than the...pigs

* An idle mind is...The best way to relax

* Where there's smoke there's...pollution

* Happy the bride who...gets all the presents

* A penny saved is...not much

* Two's company, three's...the Musketeers

* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ... you have to blow your nose

* None are so blind as...Helen Keller

* Children should be seen and not...spanked or grounded

* You get out of something what you...see pictured on the box

* When the blind leadeth the blind...get out of the way

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