Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Elderly Golfing Husband And Wife Has A Talk

One day an elderly married golfing couple were discussing the "what-ifs" and the wife asked her husband:
Q: "What if I died before you? Would you marry again?"
A: "Maybe"
Q: "Would you take her out to dinner and wine and dine her?"
A: "Probably - Yes I would"
Q: "Would you sleep with her in the same bed we slept in?"
A: "Maybe"
Q: "Would you make love to her?"
A: "Probably"
Q: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
A: "No - She's left-handed"

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