Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Blonde bowling

Two bowling
teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus
for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic
.  The brunette team rides in the bottom of
the bus, the blonde team rides on the top level...

The brunette team, down below, is whooping it up having a great time, when one
of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs.  She
decides to go up and investigate. 

When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear,
staring straight-ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them
with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here?  We're havin' a grand
time downstairs!"

One of the blondes from the second team looks up and says, "Yeah, but
you've got a driver!"