Thursday, April 06, 2006

Dead Goldfish

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked,"What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up,"and I've just buried him."

The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."