Monday, September 12, 2005

Puzzles

Once Shania Twain went to London to meet her cousin Peter Twain. But however much they tried they could not meet. Why?

Because THE TWAIN SHALL NEVER MEET !@!

Now,
Mr. Peter Crime, a London Crime Branch officer always goes to a cafe near his office. He orders a set of french fries, hamburger and black coffee. But he never pays for his order. Why?

Because CRIME NEVER PAYS !@!

Now,
Which is the favourite bank of Israelis?

WestBank, near Gaza Strip !@!

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