Once Shania Twain went to London to meet her cousin Peter Twain. But however much they tried they could not meet. Why?
Because THE TWAIN SHALL NEVER MEET !@!
Mr. Peter Crime, a London Crime Branch officer always goes to a cafe near his office. He orders a set of french fries, hamburger and black coffee. But he never pays for his order. Why?
Because CRIME NEVER PAYS !@!
Which is the favourite bank of Israelis?
WestBank, near Gaza Strip !@!