An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Sardar felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his backside.
The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind.
The Sardar explained, "I'm getting a FAX. . . . .."