Posted to my regular and humor blog.
A cop stops a drunk and asks him:
Cop: Where are you going?
Drunk: I'm on my way to listen to a lecture on the negative effects of alcohol.
Cop: A lecture at midnight? Who is presenting?
Drunk: My wife and mother-in-law!
Girl: Will you love me this much after the wedding?
Boy: That depends on your husband, if he lets me.
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made mothers.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere and he made mothers-in-law.
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.