Cross-posted to my regular and humor blog.
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A man walks into a bar, puts his head down on the table, and immediately starts crying.
The bartender sees the man and asks him, “What’s the matter, buddy?”
The man replies, “My wife said she wouldn’t talk to me for a week.”
The bartender responds, “That sounds bad and all but it’s not the end of the world, is it?”
The man lifts his head and says, “Yes it is—today is the last day.”
