Tuesday, March 29, 2005

SMS humor

SMS Humor #1
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho, uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".

SMS Humor #2
What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - In both cases you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

SMS Humor #3
Ek admi sadhu se bola,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

SMS Humor #4
Saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man, but she didn't tell her son because ... "saas bhi kabhi bahu thi"

SMS Humor #5
Sunsaan sadak ke paas ke sukhe hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni ke murjhaye hue patte par baithe hue bhoot ke pair(leg) se nikalte hue khoon ke bimar bacteria, how r u?

SMS Humor #6
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

SMS Humor #7
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aisi sajaa mile, tujhe aayi ho badi jor se susu, aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile

SMS Humor #8
Woh chum le ek bar, to aati nahi neend, unki meethi awaaz mein hee, raat jaati hai beet, isliye kehta hoon yaaro, kachhua jalao machchar bhagao

SMS Message #9
Good looks catch the eyes, but good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it ...

SMS Message #10
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp.....
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

SMS Message #11
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

SMS Message #12
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been ... a headache!

SMS Message #13
Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's decision !

SMS Message #14
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

SMS Message #15
Maine poochha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
Chand ne kaha "Abey, itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

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