Humor stuff that I come across / read.
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Thursday, March 03, 2005
RULES FOR CUTTING YOUR OWN FIREWOOD
1. Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
2. It helps to notch the tree away from the truck.
3. The fact that you live within driving distance of a forest does not make you a lumberjack.
4. Just to be on the safe side, always borrow your buddy's truck.