Thursday, March 24, 2005

The best way to tell you are drunk !

A woman was sleeping in her bed when her husband crashing through the front door at 3 am waked her up. He staggered and tried to get up the stairs.

"What are you doing" she shouted.

The husband replies " I'm trying to get a gallon of beer up the stairs"

"Leave it down there" she bellowed.

"I can't" he replied, " I've drunk it".