Thursday, January 20, 2005

Hell

One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell. Politician said "I miss my country, I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there. He called and talked for about 5 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Five million dollars" The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Thief was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Ten million dollars" With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call other IT person too, He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Twenty dollars". Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".

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