A Greek and Italian were debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum"
The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire"
and so on and so on and finally the Greek says:
"We invented sex"
The Italian says:
"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."