Some portions may require that you understand Hindi, however you can still understand other parts :)
You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
1. Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.
2. You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
The next two require that you understand Hindi :)
3. Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
4. Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"