A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day. "I'd love to be six again", he heard her reply. On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park: The Death Slide, The Wall of Fear, The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Disney animation, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you idiot!"
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is GONNA get it WRONG!!!