Tuesday, October 05, 2004

The Jet and source of happiness ...

Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet.

Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, with my Senate salary, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Kerry says, "Of course then, I could borrow from Teresa and throw one-hundred $100.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such Bigshots back there ... I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy."