Friday, September 24, 2004

Healthy Eating Recommendation

For those who watch what they eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all of the conflicting medical studies.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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