In the back woods of West Virginia, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doc was called to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doc handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doin'!"
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa There," said the doc. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another one to come!" Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be puttin' down that lantern... it seems there's yet another one on there!" cried the doctor.
The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doc, "Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"
