Humor stuff that I come across / read.
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Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Don't try this at home - How to annoy your wife ...
A woman standing naked in front of a bedroom mirror says to her husband, "Honey, I look fat, ugly, and pale. Give me a compliment to cheer me up."
The husband thinks for a second and replies, "At least there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."