Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Confessions of an old guy !

There was this eighty year old fellow who went into the church and entered the confessional.

He said to the priest: "I am eighty years old, have a wife and four children and eleven grandchildren. I've always been faithful... but last night I met two eighteen year old girls and we had sex all night."

"When was the last time you were at confession?" asked the priest.

"Never," said the old man, "I'm Jewish."

"Then why are you telling me?" asked the priest.

"I'm telling everyone," said the old man.