Wednesday, July 14, 2004

When your eyes open ...

Kerry is out jogging one morning and notices Little Hannah on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to Little Hannah and says, "What's in the box, kid?"

Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," says Little Hannah.
"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way.

A few days later, John Kerry is running with his buddy Ted Kennedy and he spies Little Hannah with her box just ahead. John Kerry says to Ted, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to Little Hannah.

John Kerry says, "Look in the box, Teddy, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Teddy what kind of kittens they are."
Little Hannah replies, "They're Republicans."
"Whoa!" John Kerry says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?"
Well," Little Hannah explains, "their eyes are open now."