Wednesday, July 07, 2004

The Ten Office Commandments

1. Thou Shalt Have No Other Life Beside Work

2. Thou Shalt Not Download Any Craven Images

3. Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of The Boss in Vain

4. Remember the Sabbath Day to Work and Keep it Holy

5. Honor Thy Punctuality, Non-Disclosure and Termed Non-Compete Agreements

6. Thou Shalt Not Kill Time

7. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery On Office Furniture or Equipment yea even unto an intern in the Oval Office

8. Thou Shalt Not Steal Thy Employer's Yellow Post-It(R)(TM) Notes

9. Thou Shalt Not Wantonly Xerox(R)(TM) Thy Posterior

10. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Cubicle, Nor His Stapler, Nor HisThree-Hole Punch, nor his computer or internet access