"I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, you can just take your hand out of there and
"Again! with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how the lamb got a better grade that you."
"But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? OY! Styling gel, mousse, something...?"
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"