Terman's Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
Everbody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.
Van Herpen's Law:
The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.
Murphy's Law of Government:
If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Great discoveries are made by mistake.
Kin Hubbard's Law:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Interchangeable parts aren't.
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
Lane's Law of Supply and Demand:
The one item you need is always in short supply.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Norman Einstein's Law:
If it's stupid but it works,it isn't stupid.
Col. Murphy's Law of Combat:
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder