The four most expensive words in the English language are "this time it's different." — John Templeton
Wife: "I want a divorce"
Investor: "It will come back!"
Wife: "I really like it."
Vendor: This system is foolproof!
Politician: This time I promise!
Wife: Where is your Visa?
Doctor: This is quite rare.
Father: It'll take ten minutes.
Priest: There's a great neeeeeeeeed.....
Professor: Textbooks are all extra.
Mechanic: Not looking good, bud.
Poolman: Are those knife holes?
Neighbor: Talk to my lawyer.
Woman: THE CHILD IS YOURS!
Boss: You have been fired
Poker: Shuffle up and deal.
Government: "I'm from the IRS."
Affair: "She'll never find out."
Investing: New York Stock Exchange
Crook: "GET YOUR HANDS UP."
Commercial: "Only [insert number] easy payments..."
Enron: "I am Kenneth Lay"
