Thursday, June 10, 2004

The ultimate need ...

A rich man with millions of dollars,huge mansion and a beautiful wife got tired of just sitting at home doing nothing so he decided to have a party. He invites almost everyone he knew in and out of town. Almost everyone shows up. The millionaire failed to let people know that in his pool were killer sharks, piranha, etc... but the guests did not mind much. While everyone was dancing out by the pool, the millionaire stopped the party and asked if anyone could get to one end of the pool to the next

"I will give them a million dollars, my mansion or my beautiful wife." Everyone looks into the pool and says "NO WAY"!!! So they continue dancing. All of a sudden everyone hears a big SPLASH, a man is swimming across the pool somehow he makes it, he's super tired and the millionaire goes to him and said,

"Ok, what do you want? A million dollars"

"NO" the man said.

"Ok my mansion ?"

"NO"

"Ok you must want my beautiful wife"

"NO NO NO."

"Ok. Then WHAT do you want ?!"

"I WANT THE MOTHER F____ER WHO PUSHED ME IN" !!!!!!

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