Thursday, May 06, 2004

Newlyweds ...

The newlyweds checked into their hotel room on their wedding night and proceeded to get comfortable.

As their sitting on the sofa sipping some champaign the burly groom rises and takes off his trowsers hands them to his dainty bride and says "put these on". she says "but honey, your pants won't fit me". He insists and she pull the pants up and is holding them at her waist. He tells her to let go of the pants and they promptly fall to the ground.
She points out that she told him his pants wouldn't fit her and his reply was, "Yes, and let that be a lesson to you. I wear the pants in the family and they don't fit you."

At this point she pulls off her panties, tosses them to him and says, "put these on". After several objections he finally complies and gets them pulled up about to his knees. At this time he says, "but I can't get into your pants".

She replies, "and that's the way it's going to be until your attitude changes"