Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Cure for Hiccups

A bishop was sitting in a doctor's waiting room when a red-faced and sobbing nun rushed out of the doctor's office. The bishop charged into the office and demanded to know what the doctor had done.

"I told her she was pregnant," the doctor replied.

"It couldn't be true," said the outraged bishop. "Why ever would you tell her something like that?"

"Well, it sure cured her hiccups."