Thursday, November 22, 2012

2012-11-22

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The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Laws worth reading

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Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of Mechanical Repair:...

Who is dumber?

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There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first prof...

Better late than never

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A recent retiree was given a set of golf clubs as a parting gift by his former co-workers. He had never golfed before. Thinking he'd...
Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Some Hilarious One Liners

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1. I say no to alcohol, It just doesn't listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorc...
Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Classroom humor

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Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was na...

Thinking on your feet

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A man walked into the produce section of a Florida Publix supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that depar...

Alternate Definitions

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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. C...
Friday, September 18, 2009

WHY INDIANS GET ATTACKED ABROAD?

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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said...
Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Shortest Story

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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain ...

And that's how the fight started ...

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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot As a Christmas gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. W...
Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Male & Female Perspectives Of Evolution

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A little girl asked her mother: 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children;...