Humor 4 Sudhir

Humor stuff that I come across / read.
Some of the contents may not be suitable for the easily offended or minors (as per whatever age limits your country's legal system imposes on you).

Thursday, November 22, 2012

2012-11-22

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The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Laws worth reading

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Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of Mechanical Repair:...

Who is dumber?

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There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first prof...

Better late than never

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A recent retiree was given a set of golf clubs as a parting gift by his former co-workers. He had never golfed before. Thinking he'd...
Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Some Hilarious One Liners

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1. I say no to alcohol, It just doesn't listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorc...
Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Classroom humor

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Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was na...

Thinking on your feet

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A man walked into the produce section of a Florida Publix supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that depar...

Alternate Definitions

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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. C...
Friday, September 18, 2009

WHY INDIANS GET ATTACKED ABROAD?

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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said...
Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Shortest Story

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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain ...

And that's how the fight started ...

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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot As a Christmas gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. W...
Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Male & Female Perspectives Of Evolution

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A little girl asked her mother: 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children;...
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